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These Sexual Positions are Risky as Hell

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What was the last time you had sex and you landed up at the Doctors (Are you too embarrassed or are you still not there)? It’s a good thing that you haven’t visited the hospital even after rocking her world (You did! right?).

Well, the idea here is not to judge your sex life but to make you aware of the positions that you are trying while enjoying your sex life, which may also land you in the nearest hospital (Or the far one, because of your relative working in the nearest one).

Doggy Style
Favourite sex position too many (Because they haven’t heard of too many), doing doggy style can put both male and female to suffer minor or major technicalities. The men, on one hand, may feel some unwanted pull during stroking and penetrating. The women on the other may suffer some deep vaginal tears.
They are indeed painful and can cause infections too. Wrong angle or entering too sudden is one of the possible reasons for those tears (Other than the long continuous session of irresistible lovemaking).
“Maybe, you are risky enough to try all these…”

Suspended Congress
Talking about the visits to the hospitals, this one position may fulfill your unwanted dreams of getting injured. Looking at the intricacies of the sexual act, the risks involved are plenty. One of the weirdest acts taken from the scriptures of Kamasutra, Suspended Congress involves a man leaning against the wall and the woman wrapping her legs and hands around the waist of her powerful man (If he is).

It’s all about the ego and in that ego, the position may look like a simple standing position which can cause wear and tear of muscles (Because the lifting went on for more than 10 seconds), blue balls, injury due to wrong angles, painful back, and even a broken bone (Slipping is not an option).

The position can actually suspend you from your services for a period of time.

Cowgirl (Any kind)
Favourable to women, the position has been termed to be too risky for the lovely men. If the studies are to be believed, then more than half of the cases of penile fractures occurred due to our very own traditional cowgirl position. Next time, you make your woman pound on you through cowgirl, tell her to enjoy but also advise her not to pound too hard on your gentleman. No one likes their D to get ruptured.
“Are you keeping yourself away from causing sex injuries?”

The Eager Chef
The position requires a woman sitting at the edge of a table or desk and man penetrating her while standing on the toes. It can also be performed at the kitchen counter. The position has risks because there are chances that while stroking, your big boy may slip and hit the counter of the table or kitchen (Ye dardnaak ehsaas aap marte dam tak nhi bhuloge). Also, too much stress on the calf muscle and you may not even walk properly for some time.

The Bridge
The position will check the real man in you. Try this one if you’re a gym freak and have got an insane amount of strength, flexibility, and stamina. The male is supposed to stretch himself and makes a bridge and the woman straddles him from above. She will move up and down by the use of her feet. Do not lose concentration or you may end causing pain in your muscles or end up breaking your bones.
If by chance, you have tried any of these positions, then I would advise you to be very very careful from the next time.

“Hold me! I think I really pulled my muscle while writing this risky article.”

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